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Sex bender

When a man for 5 days straight looks at porn, masturbates and has sex with his girl or a girl nonstop

Great beyond compare often makes your nuts chafe fuck responibly
You: Haven't seen Richard in a week
Me:Oh, he must be on a sex bender lucky guy
by doodyman October 27, 2012
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Fag bender

A straight guy who gets high/drunk and bangs a bunch of dudes one weekend.
I drank a bunch of Boones Farm Friday night and woke up Sunday with a sore ass and a stinky dick. Worst fag bender ever....
by Bronco Spurlock February 24, 2017
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joey bender

a really hott and drop dead gorgeous scene boy on myspace
alot of women flock all over him, and want his penis
turns normal women into complete sluts
A: im saving myself for marriage..
B: hey look its joey bender
A: OMG ID FUCK HIM!!!
by lalagirls November 8, 2009
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Spoon Bender

A person that injects any one of several drugs into his or her blood vein.
Hi I'm George and I'm a spoon bender. I have been clean for 3 weeks.
by puckers June 22, 2008
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Bagel bender

An english slang term for a "jew". The term doesn't refer to the religion "Judaism" or Jews themselves, but it refers to a person who may "cheap" out or cheat somebody.

To "jew" someone is to rip them off either financially or with other items of value.

Bagel bent, however, is the past tense slang for someone who got "jewed" by a "jew".
This guy ripped me off in buying these new headphones, what a bagel bender

I got bagel bent by a bagel bender from trying to buy his vehicle at a lower price!

She poked a hole in the condom...what a bagel bender...
by I just got bagel bent! damn! September 11, 2011
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The Last Ass Bender

A sex act where you bend the girl over the table and put three cold dildos(2 in the pink one in the stink). Then your put aloe on your dick and shove it as far as you can in there, ripping her ass into pieces.
I just gave Mitchell's mom the last ass bender last night. I think she is now not able to walk.
by Damnstr8mmmmm November 15, 2017
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Bitch Bender

n. one who possess the power to bend a bitch with their chi. this may only be done with the use of an element. the elements consist of the following: air, water, earth, and fire. very few humans are born with the power to bitch bend.
Air Bitch Bender will use his chi and his mind to levitate a female in the air 3 meters and perform downward dog.

Water Bitch Bender will have the power to propel the female skimming over the water in the missionary position, as if he was riding her like flipper.
by PC a water bitch bender July 19, 2010
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