Bend The Cheese

A saying for when someone destroys a very delicate process; see sabotage

Verb conjugation follows “to bend”

Man: He tried to land a theeesome with his girlfriend and her best friend, but he just HAD to bend the cheese on it

Man2: Oh man, that sucks. He should have been more careful.

by FourBoysOneVan February 20, 2019

Bend Over Mall

Folks selling goods (e.g. - jewelry) off of blankets on the ground. Usually at tourist sites.

I bought a turquoise necklace at the bend over mall at the Grand Canyon.

by donwinfred January 19, 2011

jenny bend

A tattoo you get whilst cooked

I was so cooked o that bender I got a Jenny Bend tattoo

by Bender 101 December 13, 2020

Backcountry bend over

The act of having sex in the backcountry of any ski resort because waiting is just not an option. It works best over a tree limb that has fallen or a tree truck for support.

My girlfriend and I went for a weekend away for snowboarding, we were able to enjoy the slopes and numerous sex positions including a new one, the backcountry bend over!

by Tricounty18 April 30, 2016

power bend

When the Penis is so erect it bends under its own massive force.

"That chick gave me a total "power bend."

by GratBOYmattBOY April 23, 2015

bending someone spokes

To f*** someone from the back and loosen them up their a******

I don't know who I was banging but I was bending someone spokes

by Assgasm 2000 December 17, 2022

bend over like red rover

Once said by a scout leader to his own flesh and blood.. deplorable... reprehensible

Andy went after his own flesh and blood

::Cornered Michael And Christy::

Andy: Bend over like red rover!

Michael: Hold up, yo

::Horrifying screams can be heard as Michael was ass raped::

by vAnlifemethsmokinghooker November 24, 2023