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beer me

Besides the obvious "give me a beer," it is used to ask someone to pass or hand an object to you. It also can be used in a more figurative sense as a request or plea.

Used by character Andy in "Product Recall" ep. of "The Office" ("the joke only gets a laugh 25% of the time").
Hey, beer me that torque wrench.

Lord, beer me strength.
by Bench May 16, 2007
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Shower Beer

The most delightful beer in the world. Can be anything from Pabst to Guiness, but must be consumed within the shower and while the shower is on.
I woke up with a mad hangover this morning, but after that shower beer I have a nice buzz on.
by hauckanizer March 15, 2008
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beer pressure

1. The social pressure one feels by having his friends making him drink more beer than one wants to.

2. The pressure one feels in their bladder after drinking too much beer.
1. Friends: Come on... don't be a wuss, have another beer...

You: Man, stop it with all of this beer pressure

2. After several beers in a row, Todd felt it necessary to relieve some beer pressure in the back alley.
by G Buckey August 7, 2005
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hike and a beer

(n.) Where two masculine gay or bisexual men, often closeted, meet for some outdoor physical activity such as hiking or surfing, followed by the consumption of beer, with the understanding that they will have sex in the course of the day.
I asked Tim if he wanted to go for a hike and a beer but I wonder if he really knew what I meant.
by Perspective July 5, 2003
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Beer Monster

The party act during which the participant pulls their shirt over their head, as to cover their face, and then chug a beer through it.
Frank - Why'd Quinton just get out of the shower covered in beer?

Chris - Oh. He just finished doing a beer monster.
by Da Burr Munster May 9, 2011
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Beer before bong

"Beer before bong, that's just wrong"

Usually followed by "Bong before beer, you're in the clear"

This pair of phrases is given as a word of caution to people attempting to cross fade. It is based on the phenomenon in which people who consume alcohol before smoking weed tend to get sicker and puke, whereas those who smoke weed before drinking don't.
"Whoa there, are you sure you want to smoke all that weed? You're already hammered."

"Yeah dude, i cross fade all the time"

"Beer before bong..."

"Huh?"
by TFK! January 26, 2009
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Woman beer scale

The amount of 12 oz beers you would have to consume in order to conduct intercourse with a woman. The scale would normally range from 0-15. 0 being the best and 15 being the worst.
Logan-It would take me 3 beers to bang that girl.

Wesley-I think it would take me 5 12 oz beers to have intercourse with that girl.

Sean-The woman beer scale doesn't go high enough for me to have intercourse with that.
by Lsmith__52 September 6, 2016
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