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Kobe 

A young boy with scorching red hair majestically searching to find the next mans ass he will enter

I sucked a cock for my first time yesterday

You's a Kobe ass bitch

Kobe by Bench March 22, 2017

beer me

Besides the obvious "give me a beer," it is used to ask someone to pass or hand an object to you. It also can be used in a more figurative sense as a request or plea.

Used by character Andy in "Product Recall" ep. of "The Office" ("the joke only gets a laugh 25% of the time").

Hey, beer me that torque wrench.

Lord, beer me strength.

beer me by Bench May 16, 2007