rat bastard

someone who is a little shit and acts like they own the world

OMG look at Maia, that rat bastard.

by bad.ashley22 November 18, 2019

Snide Bastard

Someone with the morals of an alley cat! Lower than a snakes belly! Just a general sly shit!

I can't believe you did that?! You snide bastard!

by TJ98 August 1, 2015

bastard flaps

The labia of a promiscuous woman. Can also be used to generally describe skanky, undesirable pussy-lips.

"Man, I went out with this girl last night, and she had a pair of bastard flaps on her."

"I hate it when a girl forgets to clean her bastard flaps"

by smokythebandit June 1, 2014

tree bastard

A mystical creature that dwells in the forest. Often this creature attacks people on nature hikes. Almost never leaves its tree, this creature looks a lot like an Uphold, very short, ugly and smells like bear droppings.

Damn I was walking thru the woods last week and a tree bastard attacked me.

That tree bastard looks like an Uphold, ugly looking things

by the magican November 3, 2011

Humpy Bastard

Irish slang,

with multiple meanings.

Ways to describe an awkward person, or an annoying person.

Or when the word bastard is not enough.

Look at that Humpy Bastard over there, I hope he do not come over here.

I'm gona knock the teeth out of that Humpy Bastards mouth if he annoys me again.

by Mon the town January 8, 2018

Good bastard

Slang used in New Zealand and Australia to positively describe the character of a male they know personally.

Bob’s a good bastard, no matter what people say about him

by pbrads101 April 24, 2016

Humanitarian Bastards

Hypocrite criers for their own victims.

The Humanitarian Bastards condemn their victims and accuse them of killing their own people.
Syria had its share of the 'Humanitarian Bastards' filling the stages at UNSC and all other stands condemning the Syrian people for fighting back al-Qaeda terrorists.

by ArabiSouri January 25, 2017