Creamy Bastards

Multiple pints of Guinness

I can't wait to finish work and drain some creamy bastards!

by sirArfur September 25, 2010

rich bastard

Another word for The College Board

Those rich bastards running The College Board make me pay to take a test that I'm going to fail anyways.

by Gape Newell November 24, 2015

Handsome Bastard

An ikemen in a hentai that is alpha, naughty, sexy, muscular, and most importantly, HORNY AS FUCK. The equivalent of the bad boy every girl wants to screw. He has a voice as hot as Levi and some mad fingering skills.

Girl 1: I'm so sick of seeing ugly bastards, dumb virgins with milfs, and beta losers in a harem
Girl 2: Have you seen the new firefighter hentai? Petition for hanime to start a handsome bastard tag!

by wanglinkai February 10, 2021

what the bashta

1)an expression which is often exclaimed by a party in disbelief, during times of amazement, bewilderment, and/or bedazzlement.
2)Bashta is the Bulgarian translation for the English word, "father." Thus, roughly translating the term into, "What, The Father!"
3)a synonym for "oh my gosh."

"..so i'm really excited about tomorrow! i've been planning this for so long, and the tickets for just the two of us cost me a small fortune."

"oh, tomorrow? yeah, i decided i'm not going with you anymore.."

"WHAT??! WHAT THE BASHTA??!?!!"

by DictionaryHQ August 10, 2007

bastardate

The act of creating bastard children. Usually a dream of many moronic ricky-wannabee faggot dipper (thank you to EpC 2 for that; see definition for Jatt). These pagan creatures usually dream of having sex with white women very often because sometimes these dreams are better than them having to masturabate after watching their Jatt farmer friends/family working the fields.

Funnily enough many/most/all of these dipper chicken-humpers probably do not know how to engage in intercourse, unless it involves vaseline and their right hand, therefore, trying to bastardate would become rather problematic.

ohh damn, my hand ish getting berry tired, i bish i could bashtardate right about now.

first i bant to impregenate, den i bant to bashtardate.

by EpC 1 February 18, 2005

bastard fairies

the worlds greatest band.

thebastardfairies.com Prepare for enlightenment, for the bastard fairies shall take over soon.

by Shmebla. October 8, 2006

Sad Bastards

A person(s) that leaves a definition on a web site, defacing definitions and claiming that certain definitions are not fit to reside in cyberspace. This person is usually guilty of doing that which he/she is accusing others of doing.

"I hate people that sit around all day and leave comments on websites that suck...oh, wait....that's me. Damn."

by beebo April 18, 2005