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basketball

the sport that was made for babies who don't feel like kicking a ball and running up and down a 110 yard field!!
basketball is for babies
by D E L A N E E UHHHH June 17, 2018
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basketball

it’s a boring back and forth game filled with mindless plays and flopping. On top of all that it’s over hyped as hell, you’ll see one of the centers pull a decent dunk and then the whole nba fan base will go crazy about it for the next 6 days. The hype of basketball is way exaggerated and other sports are more worth while to watch.
Hobo 1: basketball is overrated

Hobo 2: Finally your correct about something
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 15, 2024
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Basketball

A game equipment used in a team sport. It is typically known to be made out of rubber or fiber; traditionally leather. With poor dribbling skills or coordination is can bounce out of control or out of rhythm.
"Careful dude you shouldn't bounce the basketball too high or else-"
*Basketball hits the dude's face
"Well at least I tried to warn you"
by Flower Power 101 January 29, 2021
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TikTok Basketball

A play style of basketball that resembles the likes of players like Jordan Poole Kyle Kuzma and the Washington Wizards. players that provide no actual benefit to the teams they are playing for, just hooping for the sake of highlights for apps like TikTok or instagram reels. (Gio wise)
“Did you catch the wizards game last night?” “HELL NO kyle kuzma and jordan poole ruined my parlays because they just wanna play TikTok basketball
by Bigbaggetter420 November 21, 2023
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your mother is a basketball

Song by Joe hawley on his album titled "Joe Hawley Joe Hawley"

Also a joke alot of tally hall fans say
Person 1: Hey, do you wanna know what your mom is?
Person 2: what is she?
Tally hall fan: your mother is a basketball
by AnonWT. March 2, 2025
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Black People's life
*Online conversation in which no one knows the other skin color*
Jamal : Man i want to eat and play watermelon basketball and kfc
Other man : yup , you're black
by Ro0ul August 21, 2023
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