Luis Bartell

A real nigga who is the best at everything formed by matter in all reality and time

"Luis Bartell is the GOAT "

by Luisotb May 23, 2018

luis bartell

A real nigga who is the best to exist in all time and space through the multiverse

Luis Bartell is the GOAT

by Luisotb May 23, 2018

twinkie barrel

After digesting to much Taco Bell from Jesus camp

Wow that was a straight Twinkie barrel

by Boi_1 June 17, 2018

Water barrel

Referring to a man with a belly - especially with a rounded beer gut.

“You’ ve grown yourself a bit of a water barrel haven’t you mate?!”

by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 October 13, 2018

Double barrel shart barf

When you tape a willing participant by the neck to the wall in the "wall sit" position so their face is ass height. Then you proceed to also duct tape there mouth completely shut. Next up participant #2 (must be male or the finer points are lost) steps up and sharts in their face.. causing:
Vomit
To stream
From
Both
Nostrils
And thus striking and tickling the guys balls just right while he jerks it.

Baby let's do a double barrel shart barf tonight.

by Hairyballzanga November 26, 2020

Cracker-Barreling

To to go Cracker Barrel to eat their chicken and getting violent food poisoning.

Context: 2018 e.coli outbreak in Cracker Barrel left many people to get food poisoning. In most cases, it caused cataclysmic diarrhea.

Hudson prepared weeks in advance to go on his annual cracker-barreling trip.

by snaileyestalks April 26, 2021

Double Barrel Shotgun

When a girl slips her two middle fingers up the ol’ tail pipe and you blow your load like a shotgun

“Bro my girlfriend gave me the ‘Double Barrel Shotgun’ last night, it was beyond a feeling.”

by Assxeatr July 28, 2021