lockport water balloon

to insert your penis into a rectum and urinate.

jon gave sally a lockport water balloon last night !!!! she came runnin' out of his apartment screaming bloody murder!!!!!

by hibbityshibbity February 2, 2010

Mississippi Hot Air Balloon

When you insert a large balloon into a womans vagina and proceed to fill it with a portable helium pump until the balloon pops. The vagina will be full of helium until the woman can hold it in no longer and lets out a colossal queef. As she is queefing you hold a lighter in front of her vagina and the flammable helium erupting from the vagina ignites and creates a makeshift flamethrower!!!

Chad: DUDE! what happened to your eyebrows????

Kip: Well.... Alyssa wanted me to do a Mississippi Hot Air Balloon on her last night and it didn't go too well

by seanconnerypimp January 26, 2009

balloon land

When, after inhaling too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas), contained in a baloon, you subsequently pass out, as nitrous is used as an anasthetic.

"Shit, Pete's gone to balloon land! Hahahahaha!"

by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004

baloob

an artificially enhanced breast. From 'boob' and balloon'.

Every chick in Playboy seems to have baloobs these days.

by Toucan July 12, 2005

tight balloon box

when a girl is a virgin and you puncture that pussy like a balloon or put a balloon in the pussy and blow it up.

make sure you tight balloon box that pussy tonight

by konjhfchj April 11, 2010

Look, Baloons!

A term used when you happen to be a beaver and 4 hungry multi-colored bears are trying to eat you. They will get you cornered and then you should point to the sky and shout, "LOOK! BALOONS!" The bears will be pleased at the notion of baloons giving you time to escape.

Dagget from Angry Beavers escaped saying, Look Baloons in episode 206.

by Arkalit November 13, 2004

balloons

Elegant strip club located at 233 Porno Ave in Providence, RI. Famous for allowing men (and women) of all ages, including those 15-17. Home of the infamous "referee" (bouncer) who also offers lap dances for a discounted price.

Weinberg: Yo let's get out of here and go to the foxy lady.
Tony: No way, I only have eight bucks.
Weinberg: Fine, lets go to balloons then.

by Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN April 4, 2005