barton cock

A penis that ranges from 19-30 inches when soft. Usually belonging to a guy named Simon.

"Is that guy doing pole vault?" , "Nah, he's just got a Barton Cock"

by Jill Summers January 20, 2016

The Benton

1)A female with an unusually large backside
2)A piercing glare used when you are in trouble

3)Also the name of the monster with eyeballs on its hands, in Pans Labyrinth

1) Boy:Whoa! Look at that Benton!
2) Boy: Youre in trouble, She's giving You The Benton

by SnapCracklePop22 January 6, 2010

Ortens Batong

An act of smashing a cucumber into someone’s head. The prank originates from the Swedish snap chatter “Abbe Blattelito” who urges his followers to continue smash cucumbers.

”En rektor i Karlstad har blivit slagen i huvudet med ortens batong”

”A principal in Karlstad has been hit by ortens batong in his head”

by Soderboi February 17, 2018

Benton

has the fattest man ass around bald and looks like Caillou, probably likes penis even though they are Christian and fucks his own cats was bullied in elementary now is gay and likes gay henti

oh your gay you must be Benton
you look like Caillou must Benton
you fuck cats you must be Benton

by GOD April 11, 2019

Benton

A person who continually joins and leaves a group/organization.

Why do you keep joining and leaving again? Don't be such a Benton.

by Johny Boy January 1, 2009

Benton

When you keep talking to try to clear things up but only end up making matters worse.

Made famous when Ron Paul's campaign manager Jesse Benton accidentally ended Paul's 2012 campaign and then failed miserably at trying to explain how Dr Paul is still running for president.

"Dude, you just pulled a Benton. You might wanna stop talking now."

by fidnado October 24, 2012

banoonies

An unspecified object or action, that sounds hilarious to both sober and inebriated people. Can be viewed as quite sexual in meaning depending on the situation.

Max: " Hey lizi, BANOONIES"
Lizi: *Lol* "What the hell?"
Max: "I dunno, it just sounds funny."
Lizi: "It sounds like a sexual position"
Both: *LMFAO*

by Maxy Newton January 6, 2009