bagel-knapping

verb: a technique commonly used by college students involving the taking of bagels from the dorm cafeteria with the sole purpose of saving as snacks for later. The most common form of bagel-knapping involves stuffing as many bagels as possible into your sweatshirt.

"Shit, dude, I'm so hungry, but we're out of snacks."
"Well, get your sweatshirt on. Let's go bagel-knapping."

by E.B. & J-Stone September 11, 2011

bagel in the bush

When a girl is bored and loves a glem

a:hey man, did you see that bagel in the bush?
b:yeah dude, she was all over that glem

by meal'aieakhsuiab'airh October 18, 2011

bagel belly

the round, bagel-shaped bloat that arises around the abdomen after consuming a bagel (danish, donut, muffin) for breakfast; differs from the muffin top as it is temporary; those who don't eat a lot of wheat or gluten are particularly susceptible

Aw, man, I shouldn't have eaten that cheese danish for breakfast. Now I've got bagel belly.

by whittlesshittlestendervittles December 30, 2012

Bagel Froze

When a male is reproducing with a woman and his sperm goes inside the woman's butt or vagina and then she cramps up

"Yo i was having sex with my girl last night and then her bagel froze!"

by babaganosshed February 19, 2015

bagelwhore

someone who is seriously obsessed with bagels in all varieties and ways

chelsea is such a bagelwhore

by FreakyBread April 25, 2017

bagelettes

Babies of the mama bagel.

Mama Bagel and her bagelettes are hard at work in the bagel shop.

by BagelgirlBristol,TN October 19, 2017

Bagel titties

Titties that look like actual BAGELS

Guy: man those tiddies look like bagels
Other guy: Those are some bagel titties

by Bag ol tiddies October 21, 2018