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Julian Bartlett

A grossly overpaid, predatory white male that hunts only petite Asian sales assistants as their prey.

Usually dressed in obscenely expensive garments to lure their prey as they enter designer shops.

Mating call = "Ya Duknoe"
"Hey look at that OAP dressed in all cashmere with that mail order malone.... Another Julian Bartlett"
by Ngiss July 25, 2019
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sus battle(s)

A sus battle is when you and a friend both say the most sus or gay thing you can think of. After you and your friend both say your sus speech you have a third party choose the winner
Friend one: I would tape a picture of your face to my wall then kiss the picture and call it daddy
Friend two: If me and you were ever alone in a room I would smack your face over and over until you moaned out my name and started crying because you love me so much
Third party: Sorry, friend one but friend two was just more sus than you, he wins the sus battle(s)
by Chowe630 June 7, 2020
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fortnite battle royale

one of the gayest games ever made that are free to play a shitty alternative to pubg
Person 1:bro you wanna go play fortnite battle royale

Person 2:No you fag that shit is gay
by Gio_JJS October 15, 2017
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Battle Ass

Invented by Theatre kids at Irvington High School. Originally called Battle Axe, but due to mispronunciation, the word Battle-ass was invented. Now a new way of saying bad ass. Normally used for confusing those who say bad ass.
Person A: That car over there is so battle ass?
Person B: What?
by Fred and Bob Crachit March 6, 2011
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North Battleford

A shithole in the middle of Saskatchewan. Overrun with Native Americans and Wangsters. An hour West of Saskatoon.
Guy 1: Where's that Native American from?
Guy 2: North Battleford
Guy 1: That piece of shit an hour from Saskatoon?
Guy 2: Yea, it has a Wal-Mart, that's about it.
by Jack Caldern January 14, 2011
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wikipedia battle

When history coursework simply isn't fun enough! Or perhaps when one is trying to research a very minor topic that wikipedia cannot offer, one might slip into a wikipedia battle with an unsuspecting Mick Hucknall look-a-like next to you!

A wikipedia battle, also known as a random article battle, makes full use of that magic button, RANDOM ARTICLE. The object is to get better pages than your filthy mancunian red-headed friend or colleague. Normally it is easy to spot who wins, for example X-men would beat Conneticut (naturally). However, if it is to close to call, for example Godzilla and Spiderman, one would call for an independant adjudicator to decide. If that person is also gay and sitting on that prosthetic penis of a fence, then the scores remain as they were entering the round. Most matches are first to 12.

In the history of the wikipedia battle, there have been many engagements many ending in bloodshed. One match even went to 50 much to the annoyance of both participants.
Dave: Hey, fancy a wikipedia battle?
Mick Hucknall: Yea, i am ginger!
Dave:Go!
Mick Hucknall: Aha! Simply Red! What have you got, cocknose?
Dave: Super ameobas.
Mick Hucknall: Pfft. You win.
by Jeffrey Douglas September 2, 2006
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Battle of Adwa

1. 1896: last battle of the first Ethiopian-Italian war. Ethiopia beated Italy and managed to stay free from colonial domination.

2. A major pownage from an ennemy you despised
1. The Italian were humiliated by the Ethiopian at the battle of Adwa

2. "You better be careful, you do not want to get a battle of Adwa"
by Ali Baars September 19, 2009
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