Bacon hard-on

An erect penis wrapped in cured meat

"Oh my god, what is that?"
"That is my bacon hard-on."
"That is disgusting."
"What's the matter? I thought you liked pork."

by Booby Joo July 12, 2018

Bacon chop

also known as nonce
Used as an insult.

This word originates from Battle Hill, Wallsend and was popularised by the criminals of the area.
Some may choose to spray paint insults like this on homes across the area.

in graffiti Bacon chop Lee, the rapast
(misspelling included for additional insult)

by Lee, not the bacon one May 24, 2020

Bacon Ring

The wrinkled skin in and around the Rectum/Butthole.

Scott's BACON RING was quivering in excitment at the sight of the Taco Bell sign.

by DerfAlliv March 26, 2011

Smackin Bacon

When a male beats his meat using a snackin bacon from Dunkin Donuts

He was smackin bacon at 3:00 AM when his mother walked in.

by Doing Smackin Bacon May 30, 2021

bacon bomb

A wicked silent fart that comes out so hot that it singes the butt hair. It smells and tastes like burnt bacon and usually emits a smokey cloud. Easily clears a room and ruins any fun other people are having, but enhances your own fun.

DUDE!...Ahhhhh...that bacon bomb tastes like bacon!

by Ian C. September 27, 2005

Fake Bacon

This word can be use to describe any person who fake noticeable "tanish" skin. Although their friends may say that they look "naturally" tan, it's a lie. It is clearly noticeable. Let's not lie to ourself here. What is natural is the skin color that you were born with. In conclusion, if you think you need a tan, then the truth is that you put yourself below every normal human being. On the plus side, you Fake Bacon provide society with laughter and entertainment with your fake tan look. Congrats.

Chick (came to a party sizzling): Sup gangsta! Do you like my new tan?
Random Person: Dude, you're a fake bacon! lol
Chick: (Leave the party and cry.)

by BenchMax345 February 15, 2008

Hover Bacon

As defined in the YouTube video Hover Bacon, it is bacon that can fly.

Can you imagine a world with Hover Bacon?

Can you imagine if pork had levitation?

by PaigeParanoiaa October 9, 2008