When spending minutes trying to find something that is most likely right infront of you or in you hand, on your head, etc.
I had a blind moment today when i was trying to find the butter at the dinner table for two minutes when i noticed it was right next to my plate.
by TimmmmBo slice May 18, 2010
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by Blind Onion May 3, 2005
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When someone falls asleep to soon at a party, another person puts their left nut in the persons left eye. (the eye must first be opened...)
Billy: "Hmm.... a nap would be nice right about now..." *snore*
Giorgio: "IMA BLIND TEA BAG YOU!"
Billy: "OMG SOMEONE PUT THEIR BALLS IN MY EYE!!!!"
Giorgio: "IMA BLIND TEA BAG YOU!"
Billy: "OMG SOMEONE PUT THEIR BALLS IN MY EYE!!!!"
by Teenie Bear July 4, 2009
Get the Blind Tea Bag mug.When the male scrotum is covering both eyes of the other person during sexual outercourse (whether it be male or female.)
Common misconception is "Teabagging".
Common misconception is "Teabagging".
by Apples78 May 13, 2011
Get the Blind folding mug.a goat that that does not have the luxury of vision. if a farmer was to have a choice between two of them it would be a really tough decision.
1. it is difficult to choose between two blind goats.
2. you: hey whats that blinded billy goats name?
farmer: that's arnot.
2. you: hey whats that blinded billy goats name?
farmer: that's arnot.
by porpoise September 26, 2005
Get the blind goat mug."She was blind, but she could kinda see shapes. She kinda had to feel her way."
"Well, I guess that's what you call a blind job."
"Well, I guess that's what you call a blind job."
by AWS July 16, 2008
Get the Blind Job mug.While having sex with a heavy set women(fat ass) you think you are vigorously pounding her vagina. She then informs you that your penis has not penetrated her yet. You then realize that all you have been doing is fucking her FUPA (Fat upper pussy area).
by Ledroe December 22, 2008
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