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San Antonio

While thought of as the fastest growing city in south Texas, San Antonio is in fact the nicest city in Mexico.
Person 1: I'm moving to San Antonio for better work opportunities.

Person 2: San Antonio is a retirement/vacation city. Unless you want to have a career in retail, construction, or the restaurant industry, you should consider moving somewhere else.
by James R Clobum February 27, 2019
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San Antonio Submariner

When the male genetalia, including a fully erect penis and all scrotal contents, are stuffed into one regular size (no Magnums allowed) condom. This is best performed in facilitation of the two dogs in a bathtub maneuver.

Non judicious use of the San Antonio Submariner can lead to a condition known as the bends.
Sally was originally unimpressed with Joes sexual prowess until he performed the San Antonio Submariner in her presence.

For years Billy had been unable to master the way of the two dogs in a bathtub, until he discovered the San Antonio Submariner. Although conquering one feat, he was soon crushed under the immense pressure of the other.
by Doubledee, MD January 15, 2010
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D'Antonio

D'Antonio (dee an toni o) is an iltalian last name meaning "from the family of Anthony" usually pronounced and spelled wrong. D'Antonios are known for their good jobs, higher educations and good cooking.
My last name is D'Antonio
by RomanNavy87 August 30, 2010
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Acton

Acton is a town that shares its high school with the lesser known town of Boxborough, who get asked if they really have street lights. This town is thought to be extremely rich, and have the best high school sports. The latter may be true, but many families are not as rich as people assume.
Also, the town has no money after building a new library several years ago, renovating the JR. high, and now completing the renovations of the high school, setting them back god knows how many millions. There is an urban legend that some girls cut their toes to take crack, which is very plausable. Each year the freshman class gets sluttier and sluttier to the point where a 14 year old girl is unrecognizable. The great hangout in Acon is Bickfords restaurant on route 2A, also the late night event of everyones week. The sketchy drug dealing hangout is the Acton Bowladrome where stuff goes down unnoticed. Be sure to stop by the many Dunkin Donuts where the primary language is portuguese.
'can i have a mocha latte?' 'creamnshugahh'? 'umm, no well yes, umm cream and sugar please'
by Aiden248 March 20, 2005
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alton

by Anonymous October 11, 2003
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Anton

a boy who is popular but self conscious around girls. when a girl likes him more than he likes her he ignores her so she backs down. he thinks that he's better than anyone else and thinks he can do anything he wants to any girl. sometimes loving, caring, and wonderful but other times rude, arrogant, and ignorant of feelings.
girl 1: so i met this boy a few weeks ago and he was so sweet but when i told him that i loved him he never called me again..
girl 2: wowww im soo sorry!! that so messed up. he's such an anton, you deserve so much betterr.
by kung paoo April 25, 2009
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antonio

a cool calm and sexy italian man you can latch on too in times of sadness.Also suprisingly good in bed.
"hey Antonio"

"Yeah you alrite"- a

"You wanna make love"

"OK!"- a

"Lets try for 6 hours this time"
by qwertyuioasdfghjklxzcvbnmwerfd February 6, 2009
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