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awkward rock

A variation on awkward turtle created by hitting your fist onto an open, outstretched palm. The ringing verberation of the contact should accentuate the silent awkwardness. Awkward rock is awktastic.
Lance Bass: hey guys I'm gay
Everyone: HAHAHA WE KNEW IT!
Justin Timberlake: awkward rock *plop*
by jimbo_z January 30, 2008
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awkward sea turtle

It is using the ASL word for sea turtle... which is reperasented by placing one hand on top of the other, palms down, and extending the thumbs outward rotating. The end result should look like a turtle swimming. Use this gesture when a conversation or situation becomes awkward. This is a good way to get attention of friends to either rescue you or the one making it awkward understand what they are doin.
Irving was telling me all about his pet iguana, so i was doing "awkward sea turtle" to get jessica's attention to save me.
by rusticwear October 30, 2008
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Awkward Llama

the arch-nemesis of the awkward turtle, a mascot to awkward moments or situations.
by jakey0boy June 18, 2010
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awkward starfish

leve 5 in the "Levels of Awkward". awkward starfish refers to an awkward experience where it takes a minute for the awkwardness to sink in...then all of a sudden, it smacks you RIGHT in the face.
person 1: where do your parents live?
person 2: across from the Chinese Restaurant on 190
(person 1 then realizes that across from the Chinese Restaurant on 190...is a cemetery)
person 2, at the look on their face, laughs.

THAT is awkward starfish.
by SMM Youth Group July 3, 2007
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Awksward

1. An annoying way of saying awkward. Often used by gingers in denial.

2. 'Orcswood' is a type of wood used to make furniture by orcs in Lord of the Rings.
Well this is awksward...
by Jenni<3 June 29, 2011
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Awkward Kid

kid or kids who commit a faux pas on a frequent basis thus making them appear awkward
did you see that awkward kid with the high heel and shorts at school?
by Alex J.G. January 1, 2009
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Awkward Parade

noun. When one is dragged around by a friend, spouse, or another acquaintance at a party or social event and is awkwardly introduced to many different groups in succession of each other.
Joe- Hey Steve, how was your girlfriend's brother's wedding?
Steve- Oh it was a total awkward parade. Before the ceremony I asked the groom's parents if the bride was pretty. Apparently her brother is gay. Then I had to go around and meet her entire family. I was so uncomfortable.
Joe- ...Oh that blows.
by El Holdo July 28, 2009
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