A temporary state of mind in which one is numb to all their insecurities and/or anxieties that stop them from presenting their true selves to the world. Caused by either being drunk or in an atmosphere in which one thrives.
This is a word made and used by Zach Taylor of the band Badlake Hill in their song of the same name.
This is a word made and used by Zach Taylor of the band Badlake Hill in their song of the same name.
Atticus: "Last night's show was amazing, man, you went absolutely insane!"
Trent: "I know, I can't believe it, guess I was just in a state of absinthesia."
Trent: "I know, I can't believe it, guess I was just in a state of absinthesia."
by BigmanMobz April 23, 2019
Get the Absinthesia mug.The sadomasochistic act of inserting a live lobster into one's anus, prior to anal intercourse.
The aim of "Assing the Lobster" is for the penetrator to achieve orgasm without having their penis irreparably mutilated by the increasingly agitated lobster that is residing the host's rectum.
This incredibly reckless sexual act usually ends up with the host dying of internal haemorrhaging and the partner severely injured and mentally scarred. The lobster is generally indifferent once released from the host's devastated bunghole. 100% Would. Not. recommended.
The aim of "Assing the Lobster" is for the penetrator to achieve orgasm without having their penis irreparably mutilated by the increasingly agitated lobster that is residing the host's rectum.
This incredibly reckless sexual act usually ends up with the host dying of internal haemorrhaging and the partner severely injured and mentally scarred. The lobster is generally indifferent once released from the host's devastated bunghole. 100% Would. Not. recommended.
"Karen made me play assing the lobster last night. My cock looks like fucking slinky now."
"Jeez, man. Fuck Karen!" ...
"That was the problem! At least she's dead now"
"Jeez, man. Fuck Karen!" ...
"That was the problem! At least she's dead now"
by zoidburg_is_not_a_fan September 18, 2019
Get the Assing the Lobster mug.The practice of restraining oneself from indulging in something sinful or potentially harmful/dangerous (i.e., sex, drugs, etc.) unless one is totally plastered on strong liquor. Can also loosely refer to someone's publicly raving against alcohol-consumption, but then secretly "boozing it up big-time" when he's alone, like the hypocritical "King" in The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.
Gerald Strickland claimed to strongly disapprove of alcohol, yet as we saw in the "clandestine sipping" scene on Back To The Future 2, he was merely practicing absinthence.
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by BigDiccMan October 6, 2020
Get the avindr mug.The activity of one or more people or situations being asinine in nature.
What one would feel in the presence of assholes.
What one would feel in the presence of assholes.
"How did I get in this situation, the asininetivity of it all!"
"I'm done with all this asininetivity,"
"With all you jokers in here, I can feel the asininetivity"
"I'm done with all this asininetivity,"
"With all you jokers in here, I can feel the asininetivity"
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