rat-arsed

English slang-term meaning drunk. Nothing to do with rats or their arses.

Paula Abdul is always rat-arsed

by Jack Hackett August 24, 2007

lame arse

Adjective. Someone who is utterly lame.
Also pronounced lame ass, in America.

"Nick why the fuck did you lock yourself in the bathroom for 4 hours because you were drunk, you total lame arse"

by MC Blitzkrieg April 9, 2006

Arse bump

Taking drugs rectally

We turn that into a solution to arse bump it

by commander opioid October 14, 2011

rat arsed

To be ridiculously drunk

I wana get rat arsed!
I was fuckin' rat arsed last night

by AO'CB May 14, 2008

arse-bandit

A gentleman who rides on the Marmite motorway. A pillow biter. Either a Quarter Back or a Wide Reciever. A botter.

Look at that gentleman he seems to be commiting an act of gross indecency on that other young chap. Yes, he is an arse bandit.

by Gary December 26, 2003

smelly arse

just those kids that u walk behind and smell like dog shit

ohh shit cunt u got a smelly arse

fuk u cunt, i will steal ur misses

Smelly arse: the fat cunt that doesnt shower

by MADLAD_ May 28, 2019

Arse Parpel

The act of running to the bathroom once you've shit or shartted in your pants.

Elijah arse parpeled after eating Taco Bell

by hillbillybob12 January 21, 2013