instant deflation of the anus

when you have extreme diareah that bursts out instantly and burns when it comes out it smells like a mixture of vommit, shit(of course), potato salad, rotten meat, burnt plastic and tacos
-similar to power shit

MARK:dude last night after i won the worlds taco eating contest i had I.D.O.T.A.
STEVE:me too.
luke:whats I.D.O.T.A?
STEVE:it's instant deflation of the anus.
LUKE:oh,ugh...thats brutal.

by luke fortune January 29, 2007

Swamp Anus

When your butt crack gets very sweaty and swampy. Usually on humid summer days. Sometime has some poo mixed in.

Running really gave me a bad case of swamp anus. And i sharted.

by H.R. September 10, 2006

Anus Kin

A lump of shit that resembles a person

"Dude! My anus kin looks like the principal!"

by Carmichael September 10, 2006

anus fly-trap

When you put down a layer of toilet paper or a paper towel in the toilet bowl to prevent splash back from taking place when your planning on dropping some heavy freight. The weight of the freight causes the paper to fully envelope it and cause it to be consumed by the paper.

After I took a heavy dump, I tried to take a look at the damage, but the anus fly-trap had already consumed the evidence.

by AUsome January 14, 2013

Annuska

Annuska is a very unique name for someone who is just awesome sauce, she is funny and amazing to talk to and has a great sense of humor. She's really beautiful and caring you just need to find yourself an Annuska and just hold on for dear life.

That Annuska is amazing

by TheOneTrueCarrot July 3, 2014

Imperforate Anus

When someone is born without a anus, no shit im actualy serious google it

Nurse 1 : we had a child with Imperforate Anus today
Nurse 2 : LOLOLOLOLOLOL

by BIMSface October 23, 2010

soggy anus

anus which has had many arse orgasms and become extremely tender and moist in the process

"oh god!, my anus wont stop squelching ass discharge i might go to the toilet to clean up my soggy anus"

by Swift December 13, 2003