Man he's such an Armando.
by TheSharpDressedMan August 18, 2016
Get the Armando mug.When a person gives a handjob and collects the cum in their hand, then threatens the person they just gave the handjob too by using the cum as a weapon.
Did you hear about Leo? Apparently, his girl pulled an Armed and Dangerous on him and he's still washing it out
by HeftyBoi January 11, 2021
Get the Armed and Dangerous mug.a boy who is a mother fucking bitch. he is the meanest person you will ever meet. if you ever find an Armando don't be friends with him because he is useless. whoever is friends with one it is just a group of bitches they are the worst get them out of your life they are toxic.
I HATE ARMANDO
by BobRossIsAwesome April 15, 2020
Get the Armando mug.A man with one arm (sometimes with the addition of an eyepatch) who skulks public restrooms for anonymous sex acts.
by Cecil January 26, 2003
Get the one armed bandit mug.After doing someone in the ass, pull out and wipe it across their face before they suck you off. Before busting, pull out and shoot it in their eye. Upon taking it in the eye they will grunt or exclaim "arrr." When they try to get up to come after you, kick them in the shin so they stump after you like a grumpy old spanish sea captain (a la the spanish mustach you left from the previous cock slap). Commence to laughing insanely while doing this for maximum pleasure.
Man, I pulled a trifecta on this hot bitch and got her to let me do a spanish armada on her skanky ass!
by Mooj and Cal December 7, 2006
Get the spanish armada mug.A really weird and annoying kid, he has no friends and acts like the smartest person in the room. He is a dick to everyone for no reason and can never shut the fuck up. If he is nice to you, it’s only because he’s scared of you.
by elmosballsack February 15, 2020
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