Armadillo in my prayer garden

When a guy performs oral sex on a woman.

Girl A: (texts girl B) "what are you doing? "
Girl B: "sorry, can't talk now, there's an armadillo in my prayer garden. "

by JennDubs1 August 6, 2011

armadillo swag

This term describes those who are cool and awesome and do not make a big deal of it, like an armadillo hids from danger, armadillo swaggers hid from the big lights and just act awesome without broadcasting it.

"did you hear how Jimmy saved the cat?"
"no, he must have armadillo swag"

by kevoritels October 22, 2011

abromatherapy

when a male enjoys his own bathroom stench

One man's abromatherapy is another man's disgusting stench

by Ae5Ea8 October 24, 2016

Armadildo

A dildo the size of your arm.

Goddamn Jen that's a big one, you didn't have to buy a fucking armadildo.

by Smokinbarrel7 October 30, 2016

arma life rp

it is full of rdming gay boys and big boys

arma life rp is cancer

by Dankmemesman July 21, 2018

Armaan Malik

The reason why I'm always happy.

Thanks to Armaan Malik, my friends are still my friends.

by Larry's secret kid. November 6, 2020

Gastral anomaly

(n)
Usually an air biscut that has occurred without warning.
They're said to be quite foul, and almost edible if released in close proximity to anothers face like a fartpie.

"Bro, I think you have a "Gastral anomaly" seeping from your anus." "I'd go check my shorts if I were you."

by NickName4U May 25, 2006