Andrew

Andrew, he's the type of person who'll take a shit and wipe it with there hand. And put milk in their tea before the water.

Andrew your wierd

by anonymous October 8, 2020

Andrew

(King) Andrew is the sexiest, strongest, smartest, and richest man alive. He's super generous and owns so many nice cars and shoes, and has W rizz. He has multiple girls going for him, but he's loyal to his true love. (King) Andrew would fight anyone who talks bad about his friends. He's supportive and always makes you laugh when you want to cry. He has such a nice body too, one of the best in the country. He's also very creative and comes up with very interesting scenarios, and loves inviting himself to hangout with friends. He's got a big appetite for food, love, and money!

"Who's that sexy guy over there?" : Reem
"Omg ya who is that?" : Claudia
"That's Andrew, he's loyal to one girl though, he wouldn't want you, he doesn't want to make his girl jealous shh" : Drake

by Peachling112 December 18, 2022

Andrewism

Andrewism is the way someone by the name of Andrew usually acts towards people, or situations in general. Andrews are usually seen in a positive light, but Andrewism is more negative. It is usually used by Andrews who are in a bad mood which for some that's everyday, because for Andrews life is usually not that bad but turns out life still blows. So Andrewism is just what you call when they say unnecessarily mean things to literally anyone. Usually in a way that is meant to be funny to anyone who isn't being said shit about them. Andrewism also radiates the highest level of Sodium known to man, and has a toxicity level higher than Hydrogen cyanide, Nitrous oxide, Phosgene, Potassium cyanide combined due to many Andrew's several hours is researching and hyper analyzing X-Box live game chats for several hours they have the potential of creating levels of Sodium that are deadlier to intake than eating an entire salt farm. Andrewism can also be taken in how some Andrews say "facts" that have no structure or proof, but how they say it makes you think "Huh maybe he's saying the truth" when in reality he is improvising on the spot on what he's saying, but that comes from all Andrews on a Monday through Wednesday basis.

"Why is Andrew being so rude today?"
"He's just doing a bit of Andrewism right now, don't worry he'll be fine tomorrow."

by Anderstan Von Danneberg January 3, 2023

Andrew

The nigga with the biggest dick at the party.

Man I wish I was Andrew. I’d let him fuck me!

by Juliiii_ November 21, 2021

Andrew

Andrew is the best person you will ever meet,He will change your life completely for the best.Take you from nothing to something.He cares for everyone and doesnt have time for people who treat his loved ones badly and will dight for what he believes in.He cares so much he may seem angry at you for doing silly little things,but its because he knows you he can read you like an open magazine and wants to care for you.he is strong and handsome.he is incredible cool and has so much talent.Andrew can and will turn lives around and cannot help but make people fall in love with him.

Person one:who is that
Person two:it is andrew he changed my life and my asshole

by b3Anzstigwood November 26, 2021

Andrew

Andrews are amazing guys. Very loud and energetic in public, these guys are almost always huge teddy bears once you get to know them. I have never not known an Andrew to not love hugs. Andrews can be very random. Sometimes they are very "manly" and love sports, fast cars, etc. Other times, Andrews will love to sit down and just cuddle. Almost every Andrew loves music in one way or another, most likely singing along to their favorite music, or making/playing music in a band or in school. Every Andrew plays an instrument. Andrews can also be very nerdy, and constantly obsessed with comic books, video games, and movies. All Andrews are also incredibly funny and quick-witted. They almost always have a joke or pun waiting to be used, even if its terrible. If you are ever lucky enough to date an Andrew, be prepared. They are very physical, and will almost immediately start with the constant hugging and cuddling. However, Andrews are normally gentlemen, with great manners. Some excellent ideas for a date with an Andrew is simply to stay in. Cuddle up and watch movies. Disney especially. Most Andrews struggle with self-doubt and occasionally depression. Be prepared to listen if they really need to vent. Also, try and give them enough attention, as their self-doubt can make them assume you dont care (which is never the case, hopefully). Overall, Andrews are incredibly kind, caring, funny, adorable guys, and you should consider yourself lucky to know one.

Girl 1: Hey, I heard you and Andrew started dating?

Girl 2: Yeah! He's a huge sweetheart. He's so considerate and funny and porky. He's just perfect!

Girl 1: Good for you! I need an Andrew in my life...

by SaucySomebody October 25, 2019

Andrew

The biggest bot on the planet

“Wow, he’s a bot!” “Yep that’s Andrew go ya”
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by Albert the goat October 27, 2019