Cokie and Abby May 2020 Type Shit

Doing insane shit that’s wild, whorey, young, and naive at 2 am every day of quarantine.

“Wanna go pull some Cokie and Abby May 2020 type shit?”
“Hell yeah. But we’ll actually be responsible and not almost die.”

by aliceinwonderlandpt2 April 9, 2021

Shit in your hat and punch it!

A sarcastic reply to someone presenting a piece of common knowledge or easily derived information as something of great importance and value.

Tinfoil_Hat "Alex Jones is saying the NWO order is messing with the water supply and food chain to control our numbers, maybe I should buy the stuff he sell's on his website!"
Skeptical_Atheist "Well, Shit in your hat and punch it!"

by JayceK December 16, 2008

If you ask out your crush after winter break they do not have to say yes because everyone has a choice and you are an ignorant piece of shit

To whom ever made the rule that you have to say yes , this was made specifically made for you

If you ask out your crush after winter break they do not have to say yes because everyone has a choice and you are an ignorant piece of shit Because we are allowed to say no

by Not on your hoe shit December 22, 2019

Shit in your hand and clap

A phrase that displays disdain, anger or frustration.

Scout from Team Fortress 2: What the hell is you guys' problem?!
Some guy: Shit in your hand and clap.
Scout from Team Fortress 2: But then I'll have shit in TWO hands!

by ChickenBiscuits27 January 22, 2024

Shit in a Waffle Iron and Call it Breakfast

When somebody tries to pull a fast one on you

Hey Rand, instead of getting Mrs. Butterworth Thick n' Rich® I decided to save some money and get this new Great Value Brand™!
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.

by Pork de la chop October 19, 2017

all that and a bag of shit

When someone thinks they're all that and a bag of chips, but you hate them so much that don't feel they're worth being compared to something good, even with sarcasm.

"My coworker is so stuck up and condescending, she's all that and a bag of shit."

by JustYourAverageTwilightZoneFan June 8, 2023

An Asshole And A Piece Of Shit

Even if you're right about Bill Burr... You're not NOT an asshole and a piece of shit. And you're in an incest cult. You are actively trying to get me to murder children. Your wife is a filthy jew-slut. You're kids are basically retarded in comparison to me. Uuuuumm what else?

Hym "And, even I am an asshole and a piece of shit, I'm still the creator of AI and savior of humanity. You should be happy Ben. You're religion was right! Someone better than you WAS coming to save humanity! And-"

by Hym Iam December 12, 2024