Tobias : Who’s birthday is first? Yours or your brother’s?
Ezekiel : My brother and I are Amish twins. We were both born on April 17th.
Ezekiel : My brother and I are Amish twins. We were both born on April 17th.
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Get the Amish twins mug.The act of accidentally (or questionably on-purpose) defecating in your pants while sitting in a cold car, resulting in a brief, shameful wave of unexpected warmth. Most commonly occurs during frigid mornings when the car heater hasn’t kicked in yet and the body’s betrayal becomes oddly convenient.
Bro, my car wouldn’t start this morning and it was freezing… ended up with an Amish heated seat situation. Not proud of it.
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A group of people that wear Amish clothes and use horses but also respect other people’s believes and let’s others join in their services. They say grace before lunch to piss off the teachers and are fucking
Awesome, everyone loves them.
Awesome, everyone loves them.
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