Amish Masturbate

To "Amish Masturbate" is to masturbate without the assistance of any modern technological advancements.
This means no screens, no porno, no vibrators, and no masturbatory aid of any kind.

Man, I've been watching too much porn lately. I think I'm going to exclusively Amish masturbate for a while.

by Epileptic Squirrel Rapist December 7, 2024

Amish

Named after the Amish tribe, "Amish" is the title of a reality show where participants have to stay away from modern tech (iPads, smartphones, computers, gaming consoles, satellite TV) for as long as possible in order to be able to start their days with delicious Amish Breakfast Casserole.

signed up for 'Amish' thinking it would be a fun challenge, but I quickly realized how hard it is to live without my phone—especially when all I get in return is a slice of that delicious Amish Breakfast Casserole!

by Emotional Cruiser September 29, 2025

amish mask look

Wearing your face mask pulled down over your chin, leaving your nose and mouth uncovered, looking like an Amish neck beard and rendering it completely useless as protection against the spread of the COVID-19 virus.

That Iowa high school basketball coach is making a mockery of his school’s COVID prevention policy by sporting an Amish mask look.

by Mooseface February 16, 2021

Amish Jesus

Jesus, but with no technology, and a horse drawn carriage and funny hat.

Kanye W: that mf lookin like Amish Jesus with his goofy ahh hat n shi

by Lil Hemmorrhoid September 17, 2022

Amish Surfboarding

Titty fucking your flat-chested second cousin

Also known as “Riding an Amish Surfboard”

Dude, Elijah was Amish Surfboarding at his family reunion last weekend.

by Buford Turnipseed June 27, 2019

amish vacation

When you fill your sex partner's anus with heavy cream, and engage in anal fisting until the cream is churned into butter.

I took my girlfriend on an {Amish Vacation} last night, then we used the butter for pancakes the next morning!

by PepperBuns28 June 13, 2017

Amish

Amish is a person who listens to music artists like Juice WRLD and Lil Uzi Vert. Although Amish is attractive he gets his heart broken easily. He is a smart, laid back and a gamer

Yo dude why is Amish so sad.
I don’t know, I think he got rejected

by Andrew Wilson December 28, 2020