Second circumcision

When you get sucked by a girl with braces

Guy 1: shit bro I just got my second circumcision

Guy 2: dude u said u would stop with the 8th graders man

by Cay919 December 4, 2017

second pee

When you finish peeing, and you pull your pants up and pee a little more in your pants.

"hey bro, did you piss your pants?"
"No, I just experienced second pee."
"Lol"

by Me0wme0wgang January 17, 2020

second ask

what occurs right after the first ask if the first ask shot you down.

The second person you have lined up to ask to go out, do something, or invite to somewhere.

Not your first choice, but your second.

Jessica was my first ask to go skiing this weekend, but she was already busy so I had to resort to my second ask.

Yeah, John is my second ask for the Los Vegas Trip, but he's cute enough.

Don't worry if you can't come, you were my first ask, but I have a second lined up.

by Broombunny July 6, 2007

Second Mouth

A vagina / minge / cunt / meat sleave / clunge / fanny / gash / vag / snatch / muff / pussy.

Your girlfriend gave me head with second mouth.
(Your girlfriend gave me a blojob.)

by BigManFred December 25, 2019

March second

Girls have to ask your crush for there hoodie

On March second do it

by Koolaidking kong February 28, 2020

sibling second

A non gender specific synonym for the popular expression "bruh moment".

Person 1: Dude! What a bruh moment!
Person 2: Hey man, we don't discriminate in this household.
Person 1: Oh sorry, I meant to say sibling second.

by some_idiot_called_jay April 14, 2019

second taker

(noun)
~ a person who repeats a joke because they thought others didn't hear it
~ someone who assumes that because people didn't laugh they didn't hear the joke they just told so have to need to repeat it

We heard you the first time, you second taker.

by YesssPLeasE February 24, 2009