Callum

A meant who doesn't shut his gob

Omg Callum is a bitch

by Dogloaver January 14, 2019

Callum

he is a sexy guy with a big cock

Girl 1: wow He is such a Callum!
Girl 2: you can see that between his legs

by funny guy who is kinda stupid March 7, 2022

Callum’s bedroom

This is an excuse he makes when really he’s in a dirty old prison cell

Boys I’m chilling in Callum’s bedroom

by JafaCake007 February 7, 2021

Callum

British man with a sharp wit and wrinkly brain. Will most definitely carry your ass through school.

Did you hear about Callum?

Ya! He's super smart, but I heard he has a foot fetish.

by tomriddlemethisbitch November 23, 2021

Callum and Rachel

Together they are perfect and unstoppable

no matter what gets in their way it always works out

have you seen callum and rachel? they’re perfect!

by RK<3 March 24, 2022

callum salmon

muppet, nonce even.

that guy is such a callum salmon

by urmumisfruity January 9, 2022

Callum Waddington

The sole reason Dr Pepper is still sold.

"Oi you seen Callum Waddington, bruv he has like 100 Dr Pepper cans a day lol."

by Squidward on a chair October 22, 2020