having sexual relations whereas the man is on top and the woman in on the bottom. thus the root is down
by virtual ouiji June 14, 2004

How you describe a beautiful, lovable mental who can't walk past a tree without climbing it, always has oatcakes in her bag, looks good in a nuns outfit, can recite the Wedding Singer line for line and will always be there for you.
'Whats that in the tree eating oak cakes in a nuns outfit?' 'Oh that's a "Root Pant's"'
'Do you like A Flock of Seagulls' 'No but I can see you do you "Root Pants"' *crunch crunch*
'Do you like A Flock of Seagulls' 'No but I can see you do you "Root Pants"' *crunch crunch*
by mouseek September 12, 2010

Fuck her then leave them
by Charlie and his lover February 10, 2018

by w4rl0ck1 May 28, 2007

What you tell someone when:
1. You hate both teams playing in a major sporting event.
2. You don't want to commit to rooting for one team.
1. You hate both teams playing in a major sporting event.
2. You don't want to commit to rooting for one team.
by JUSTIN-BAILEY October 8, 2011

by run ricky run March 17, 2015
