Joel's dead

When Joel Bartling drinks an entire jug of sacramental wine and passes out.

Were did Joel go? Joel's dead.

by Rear Admiral Fizzbitch Fonk March 5, 2009

Megan and Joel

The perfect couple.

Man: Dude, Megan and Joel are definitely gonna get it on
Dude: I know man, they're so good for each other!

by The Dude number 1992 February 14, 2009

Dirty Joel

Is when a guy claims to be your friend, and either has sex with your significant other, or helps facilitate someone else having sex with them. Then tells you it happened and that it is not his responsibility to make sure your significant other is not cheating.

Man I thought he was my friend, but the jerk pulled a Dirty Joel on me.

by upstate Johnny May 29, 2019

Ryan Joel

He is a silent boy before u get to used with each other,but once he feel comfort with you,you will never expect that he is that sweet. He is hard to get,i mean EXPENSIVE. If he likes you,he will be hard to speak with you than the others at first before he confess.

Oh no,look at Ryan Joel. He looks at you. Something happen here. Wkwkwkwkwkwkkw.

by LlysRJ November 23, 2021

Joel Olsson

Sexy beast that gets all the girls and is the hottest on the planet. Big cock and balls and is good against women.

Whos that, oh thats the hottest man ever Joel olsson

by Redpants900 December 12, 2016

Joel Juice

A concoction that consists of: Protein Powder, Viagra, and Laxatives.

It is known to have the effect of making people "Shit out their boners".

P1: Yo, you wanna get some Joel Juice
P2: No way! I heard that stuff makes you shit out your boner

by TobyIn3D October 3, 2023

Joel Poi

Just so you know, he's the most amazing person that I've ever met on this earth. Words will never be enough to describe how special he is in my heart but here's some facts about him. He's handsome, soft-hearted, attractive, kind, dependable, friendly, caring and irreplaceable ☆*:. .o(≧▽≦)o. .:*☆ I would talk about him all day and all night and I'd still have a million more things to say (ᵔ.ᵔ) Let's create more memories together and live happily ever after together ❤❤❤ Don't get too close to him yall because his girl will bite you ヾ(`ヘ´)ﾉﾞ

"Who are you in love with?"
"Joel Poi"

by chub29 November 22, 2021