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jizz ritual

Is a jizz ritual a ritual with jizz involved
Bro that jizz ritual was kind of insane
by jizz ritual Man January 6, 2021
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Jizz Dog

A white old dog that can be referred to as jizz dog
I saw my friend's dog, an old white haired jack russel, JIZZ DOG
by jizzdogfanpage November 2, 2019
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Jizz Bead

I whipped it out and strung a Jizz bead on her neck...Awesome!
by Bobbymoore January 26, 2010
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blender jizz

When the spoon used to push the ingredients down to the blade hits said blade a full speed, the resulting spray of blended material is similar to ejaculation, hitting everything from eyelids to counter top, even reaching the ceiling like the most potent cumming of a porn star (or a a should-be porn star)
God dammit, Bobbie, you Blender Jizzed all over grandma's denture again
by the world famous L November 20, 2010
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pre-jizz

Billy: My pre-jizz is making my cock go smoothly

Cindy: Yes I love it
by TheCantonCock December 18, 2014
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Jizz Pocket

Honey, I can't wait for you to fill my jizz pocket tonight!
by JizzPocketSupreme July 11, 2016
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Jingle-Jizz

When a “string” of cum is hanging between both the tip of the penis and any other object as if hung across like jingle bells.
Jennifer: “Last night, Mark took off his pants and he had jingle-jizz on his underwear!”

Stacy: “Ewww no way!”
by Psychlopsis October 2, 2019
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