dog in a catsuit

A cat that appears to be rather too large to be a cat!

While walking down the street at night, Susie gasped in amazement "look, there's a dog... oh no, it's just a dog in a catsuit!"

by SusieSusieSue August 12, 2009

higher than a ten dick dog

A level of highness reached while on methanphetamine where you feel higher than you have ever been before. You feel invincible, and able to take over the world and are probably trying to accomplish 3-4 unrelated tasks at the same time. Spun geetered gacked

Last night I was "higher than a ten dick dog", I was trying to right a speech for homework, rewire the microwave, mop the floor, and cook dinner. It was a long night.

by ChildOfTheKoRn July 18, 2018

like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk

Feeling or looking so awful you should be poop-scooped and thrown away for the health of the innocent passerby.

"Woke up after the party feelin' like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk."

"Even after the Botox, she looks like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk."

by BigBadKittyPoo August 11, 2009

Dog With a Blog

Definition 1: A Disney show with nothing unique about it and talks about a dog with a blog. This tragedy aired from October 12, 2012 to September 25, 2015.
Definition 2: A dog that literally has a blog.

Definition 1:

Jimmy: Bro I just watched dog with a blog!

Lance: I’m sorry you had to watch that

horrible show Jimmy.
Definition 2:
Emily: Omg! I just found out my dog has a blog!
Vanessa: That’s dope, but how can your dog type?

by wellletsvibe April 4, 2020

dog in a bathtub

when you lube up someone's anus and squeeze your balls inside. then try to keep them from jumping out, like a dog in a bathtub.

Dude!Sandy was walking real funny this morning, what'd you do to her bro?!?!?!?

well man i fucked her, sucked her tities then broke out the astroglide and gave her that dog in a bathtub treatment!

by fuzzyknubbles October 3, 2008

Dog In A Bathtub

The true meaning of attemting to instert your dick and nuts into a girl's lubed up ass and atttemting to keep them in. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.

person 1: did you hear about Nik
person 2: no what happened
person 1: he did a dog in a bathtub to jess
person 2: hahahahahaha

by demon slayer 69 November 20, 2016

hot dog in a tunnel

When a girl's vagina is too big or deep from being a big girl or a very "active" girl and having sex with her is similar to a hot dog in a tunnel

That's a huge bitch. It's gonna be like throwing a hot dog in a tunnel

She's been around man.
So you mean it's like throwing a hot dog down a tunnel?
Pretty much.

by JaWu July 5, 2007