when ur the highest in the room.
by #69guccigang October 27, 2019
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by JAMILMUTHERFUCKINFAKHOURY May 23, 2018
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Person 1: "You good bro?"
Person 2: "Nah bro, my stomach hurts. I'm about to zoot ."
Person 1: "Where's Grace?"
Person 2: "She got hella trashed, she's zooted in the other room."
Person 2: "Nah bro, my stomach hurts. I'm about to zoot ."
Person 1: "Where's Grace?"
Person 2: "She got hella trashed, she's zooted in the other room."
by Hidden $ound July 24, 2017
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In ancient folklore (that I just made up), being “zooted” was considered a blessing from the mythical squirrel god Blorbo of the Trees, who granted mortals temporary bursts of chaotic energy to escape boring conversations or awkward family dinners. Zooted individuals were marked by their glittery eyes, high-pitched giggles, and tendency to misplace objects they were literally holding.
Today, people may become zooted during moments such as receiving a mildly exciting text, hearing a good beat drop, or discovering that their fries came with extra nuggets. Symptoms include speed-walking for no reason, saying “slay” to inanimate objects, and aggressively complimenting strangers. There is no known cure — and honestly, why would you want one?
In ancient folklore (that I just made up), being “zooted” was considered a blessing from the mythical squirrel god Blorbo of the Trees, who granted mortals temporary bursts of chaotic energy to escape boring conversations or awkward family dinners. Zooted individuals were marked by their glittery eyes, high-pitched giggles, and tendency to misplace objects they were literally holding.
Today, people may become zooted during moments such as receiving a mildly exciting text, hearing a good beat drop, or discovering that their fries came with extra nuggets. Symptoms include speed-walking for no reason, saying “slay” to inanimate objects, and aggressively complimenting strangers. There is no known cure — and honestly, why would you want one?
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