Put the yogurt in the parfait

Simply means to have sex

Put the yogurt in the parfait

by LilRobbie_1 September 18, 2016

Poor Man's Yogurt

Semen, Jizz, Sperm

Hank: Man that girl's a freak she swallowed my Poor Man's Yogurt.
Brian: Damn bro she is a freka.

by margsanger May 28, 2016

dirty yogurt drop

When you creampie in a girls asshole and let it drop into your mouth.

I have my girlfriend the best dirty yogurt drop last night. We both enjoyed it!

by Christuffher May 24, 2017

Wyoming Yogurt Machine

While engaged in sex, it is the art of dropping a fat deuce on the sex partners chest that curls up like frozen yogurt. That would make the producer of the turd the yogurt machine.

Oh this is a large poop. It has curled up. You are like a Wyoming yogurt machine.

by Smith2069 July 25, 2016

Blue Berry Yogurt

When you get an emtpy yogurt cup, fill it with cum, dye it blue and give it to someone or stick it back in the refrigerator.

John: dude i got Mary with the Blue Berry Yogurt

Ted: haha nice

by PourHabit June 21, 2011

eating yogurt with a fork

Doing some thing obscure or stupid without reason
Usualy used to insult someone who has just done something stupid

Person 1: so I just licked the wall

Person 2: might as well just be just be eating yogurt with a fork

by Halfworldproductions June 21, 2014

Chocolate Frozen Yogurt

A naked man with an erection stands up and a woman is on her knees behind the man(so she is looking at his butt). Then the woman open her mouth and reaches through the man's legs and pulls down the man's erection. The man then releases a dump into the woman's mouth. The action is similar to pulling a lever on a frozen yogurt machine.

I was craving some desert after intercourse, so my husband gave me an excellent chocolate frozen yogurt.

by Walks Is Tall August 25, 2008