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Piece of pinny skenis. Ben Tisherman is a fag Caleb eats ass. Gabe is a fat potato. Jestin is a weeaboo
by Goldenspace21 April 24, 2018
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Miss Wyatt

If you have a Miss Wyatt she will likely be your personal assistant. Because Miss Wyatt is Aquarius, she is normally extremely stubborn but always give over to what the boss wants. A Miss Wyatt is extremely mysterious and secretive, although they strive to be sexy they are for the most part cute and innocent. Occasionally achieving their aim.

Typically fuelled by caffeine it is essential that you also provide rewards to her good work, if feeling underappreciated Miss Wyatt can inflict the most harmful pranks. Outside of work hours Miss Wyatt will likely be found binging on wine and reading dark stories. Typically Miss Wyatt will be attracted to a 'Wayne', this can cause serious tension in the workplace. She has a fantastic memory so be careful what you say to her, and as she is stubborn; even when you compliment her on her beauty she will claim you said she has no game.

If you cannot control Miss Wyatt, AVOID AT ALL COST.
1. A: "My secretary forgot to send off our checks" B: "Ah, she must be a Miss Wyatt"
2. "Miss Wyatt is passed out drunk on wine again in the Penny Black"
3. A: "Is that a woman playing mens cricket?!" B: "Yes, that is Miss Wyatt, don't worry she can't catch".
by Z's Boss March 12, 2025
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Slap a Wyatt week

During the the first week of October you can slap any Wyatt you want on the face.
Jim: Hi Wyatt *slaps*
Wyatt: Hey Why'd you do that?!!
Jim: It's Slap a Wyatt week
by Wyatt slapper October 6, 2022
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Wyatt

He is the best man in the world. He loves to play video games and LOVES to say racial slurs. He is most likely the least gay person in the friend group. You should be friends with this man.
Yo Wyatt my nigga.
by BigTimmy42069_bob August 14, 2021
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Wyatt

Wyatt is dumb
by Wyatthater16844 February 11, 2020
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Pulled a Wyatt

A phenomenon comprised of one's inherent lack of fulfillment of obligation; especially emanating from one's own insouciant action(s), yet directly, negatively impacting numerous individuals, otherwise independent of said circumstance's provenance.
Bishop pulled a wyatt so we're canceling the activity today.
by notwyattiswear March 22, 2023
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Wyatt

Wyatt is someone who's a little bit dorky but totally fun to talk to. He's kinda nerdy, athletic and really calm.
Woah who is that dorky dude over there?
Oh him? That's just Wyatt
by SlipperySlope2death October 22, 2020
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