witerwy

the word "literally" spelled how a toddler would typically say it

he is witerwy doing da gwiddy wight now

by poopy1269 March 17, 2023

Witerally

When one witerally hits the qwiddy
A form of respect and power in their performance that leaves the peers shook

"My sister witerally fell down the stairs hitting the qwiddy"

by 1oving_marie March 22, 2023

Writetor

The opposite of an editor

The writetor was confused at her editor's comment.

by StrangeFlyer137 April 25, 2023

Egg whiter

To joke around with

Ha ha you are such a egg whiter Kevin, you tell the best funnies!

by PixelAuug June 30, 2009

courtesy (waiter laugh or bartender laugh) laugh

when a waiter or bartender is working in a very loud bar or restaurant and cannot completely hear what the customer is saying but they start to laugh when they thought it was a time to insert laughter.
also known as a courtesy laugh when a customer says something at all remotely funny so you use the waiter laugh or bartender laugh to make the customer think they are funny.

I was table-side when the family was talking to me and I started using my "courtesy (waiter laugh or bartender laugh) laugh" when Mr. Young told the same story he has told 45 times previously.

by dakine mahalo December 2, 2009

Alt-write

The politically correct way of calling someone a "grammar nazi".

Please don't refer to me as a grammar nazi anymore. I'd prefer to be call alt-write.

by bar terminology December 8, 2016

Head waiter

Person that hangs around public restrooms, rest stops waiting to give or receive a blowjob.

Feeling horny, he decides to cruise a local truckstop in anticipation of being served by the Head waiter.

by Garm93 May 21, 2021