mischa wraith whiting

I like 2000 chapter books and drinking coffee and zephyrus my eagle owl

you like anime you must be a “mischa wraith whiting”

by jakecoopper November 7, 2020

your_waifu_is_trash_

He is from tiktok and he is the sexiest man alive. He is also the smartest person alive, and never misses

Have you heard of your_waifu_is_trash_?.
Yeah he's sexy

by Your_waifu_is_trash__ February 13, 2021

Samsung waifu

The new Samsung virtual assistant. She is hot.

Rule 34 artists are fast, they did the Samsung waifu.

by Slimecode June 2, 2021

quackitys_waifu.q-

quackitys_waifu.q- is one of the best people on this world

also i am merried to quackitys_waifu.q- ,they are just very swag and cool

by quackmetric September 5, 2021

The Waifu King Incident

The Waifu King (Peter) went into AniList.com looking at a Siscon manga for 40 minutes. Right after he was caught lacking, the whole group chat flamed him and it was the start of his revenge. He soon started bagging waifus left and right and gained his title "The Waifu King"

Joel: "Aye have you seen Peter?"
Chris: "Nah, ever since The Waifu King Incident, hes's been going rogue"

by wushlongs1432 October 27, 2021

Soldier waifu

Soldier waifus will stoic look on the inside *similar to horse behavior* but really sweet, caring, loving, strong, tall, & smart.
Once you get to know them better you're guaranteed to have a positive relationship.

If you're lucky, she could be the magical kind of girl. ;)

Comrade Susi: "wow :0, she's super cool freind & loves me?! I heard she is one of those badass soldier waifus too?!" :0 *GASP*

I should talk to her & ask what else she likes.

(Bcs u know i have crush)

Soldier waifu: "yes, can you stop being a weirdo? Just tell me normally, ok?

Comrade Susi: "eeeeeee :0, i want u take me bowling & fun love stuff" *cave man bren issues* *deviates from original plan*

Soldier waifu: " less go, come let do it! You talk weird." *He's gonna do this shit again*

"Besides you're like pretty little ladie."

Ending: goes bowling n does fun love shit.
Happy end. :P

by comrade susi wolf December 17, 2021

trap_waifu

a dumb fucking asshole who is transphobic and tried to doxx my bsf, raided my servers, and sent death threats to ppl for no reason. BEWARE PLEASE.

trap_waifu is a lying bitch nugget!
trap_waifu should eat glass.
trap_waifu sends death threats.

by TrapWaifufuckingsucks. February 14, 2022