"I see the Halfords catalogue is selling ladies' and men's bikes. What about the non-binary cycling community? It's a classic case of whitewashing!" "Oooh, you're very wide-a-woke this morning. You twat".
by Middle-class Vigilante January 21, 2021
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Like f*** off but aimed at people who are irritatingly woke.
Like f*** off but aimed at people who are irritatingly woke.
by Lucyloveslife March 11, 2021
Get the Woke off! mug.A woke person that isn't simply "woke", they also hate all non-woke people such as; Straight People, White Men, Anybody that doesn't use Twitter, Etc. Etc.
Person 1: Did you hear that Sarah is so Twitter-Woke?
Person 2: On God, yesterday she tweeted "#killallmen"
Person 2: On God, yesterday she tweeted "#killallmen"
by TheGamingPop July 10, 2023
Get the Twitter-Woke mug.Famous conservative talk show host Mark Levin created a term to describe cell phone companies that promote left-leaning agendas like social justice, LGBTQIA, etc.
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Get the woke the schweed mug.A term to describe a grown adult with no source of reliable income, living in their parents' house, whose favourite hobby is retweeting Huffington Post articles off their mother's computer.
Jason is a woke and broke. He sits on his ass all day, tweeting about how funny he thinks Amy Schumer is and how Donald Trump is bad from his mother's computer. Whenever someone tweets at him saying, "Why don't you run for office, then?" he blocks them, not bothering to tell them how worthless he is.
by officialpyrocynical May 29, 2020
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