"I see the Halfords catalogue is selling ladies' and men's bikes. What about the non-binary cycling community? It's a classic case of whitewashing!" "Oooh, you're very wide-a-woke this morning. You twat".
by Middle-class Vigilante January 21, 2021
Get the Wide-a-woke mug.A person who thinks they're really smart, but shows their stupidity by not believing in voting, journalism, viruses or equal rights
Mike's always complaining about racism, but he won't even go vote - just another woke dummy.
Eddie's a real woke dummy. He swears he loves the community, but he treats women like shit.
Theresa's got a big corporate job, but she tells all her friends the pandemic is a hoax. What a woke dummy!
Eddie's a real woke dummy. He swears he loves the community, but he treats women like shit.
Theresa's got a big corporate job, but she tells all her friends the pandemic is a hoax. What a woke dummy!
by HB2020 November 9, 2020
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Like f*** off but aimed at people who are irritatingly woke.
Like f*** off but aimed at people who are irritatingly woke.
by Lucyloveslife March 11, 2021
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Get the 2am woke mug.A term to describe a grown adult with no source of reliable income, living in their parents' house, whose favourite hobby is retweeting Huffington Post articles off their mother's computer.
Jason is a woke and broke. He sits on his ass all day, tweeting about how funny he thinks Amy Schumer is and how Donald Trump is bad from his mother's computer. Whenever someone tweets at him saying, "Why don't you run for office, then?" he blocks them, not bothering to tell them how worthless he is.
by officialpyrocynical May 29, 2020
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