gobble-wobbled

To see or hear something so stupid you can't even process it properly and feel stupid/

'Mark said something so stupid I was gobble-wobbled.'

by bigbewbsfatcaulk October 22, 2022

wobble woo

A crazy person

Danny and Ethan are real wobble woos

by Wobbinator June 4, 2022

Wobble Gobble

Pre-wedding jitters resulting in one last fling with an ex, a piece of eye candy or a total stranger

Amy had had a crush on work colleague Stuart for years. She knew when she married Michael that was it for life. Determined to go out in a blaze of glory Amy dropped to her knees and gave Stuart a Wobble Gobble before the big day.

by Oneandahole December 16, 2021

Squobbie wobble

When you are from Britain and you walk in in your 8472627374 year old hag of a grandma eating tea and crumpets through her wrinkly dinkly asshole

Harry styles: *walks in on grandma styles* *british accent activated* oi granny, lemme join ye squobbie wobble and have ye tickle me pickle yea? *becomes Queen Elizabeth styles*

by Bamhurger March 26, 2022

The wobbly horse

When you get your drunk friend on all fours, stuff grass in his mouth and proceed to shove a 10 inch dildo in his ass and whip him with a belt

“My ass hurts so much from that party yesterday , I think someone played the wobbly horse on me”

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

Willy wobble

A mans version of a fanny wobble
Meaning to make a big deal out of nothing

Nicolai pulled a muscle and so had a willy wobble

by Alyssa Morrison February 11, 2022

Wobble pop

Wobble pop's are referred to as a beer.

When I get off work I love to drink a wobble pop.

by Maxk Daddy from Cincinatti March 30, 2022