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A Wenson is the best boyfriend you will ever have. He will always love you a lot and treat you well. If you have a Wenson in your life, you are a very lucky girl.
So I had the most amazing date with Wenson last weekend...
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Rain when I die

Awesome song by Alice in Chains. Has a good bass line and solo at the beginning.
"Have you ever played that bass line in Rain when I die?"
"No, it looks lame"
"You're just mad since you are a freemo"
by Bassist November 5, 2005
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trust me, you'll know when

This is a good time to keep your Hilti near. Also, it might be a moment when you have only 20 minutes of oxygen remaining. Your future self came back in time and burned your arm with a cigar just to get your attention, I cannot believe that you don't have this shit down. Where the hell is your Hilti, man!? You're screwed now, that's all I have to say.
<inattentive future self> Oh no! I have flipped the blue switch instead of the red one! I am locked in this airtight room now, and have only 20 minutes of oxygen remaining! If only I had my Hilti power tool, I could simply cut my way out!
<future -> past -> future self> I said to you on that fateful day - keep your Hilti near! Trust me, you'll know when! I even built, at great cost to my own sanity, a Time Door to facilitate implanting this message in your/my consciousness at an opportune moment in my past/your then-present. I see now that you are not the ripcord in my destiny. :(.
by hlprmnky August 8, 2008
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When the dice hit the floor

Yeah, Adam's super flakey, but when the dice hit the floor he's always got your back
by dan_gar June 16, 2008
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When Doves Cry

Two anuses puckering against one another
"Did you see Bill and Austin in the shower last night? It looked just like when doves cry"
by thahopey June 10, 2018
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When I'm Sixty-Four

A tune Sir Paul McCartney wrote when he was sixteen, and in which he appeared to see his future with eerie precognition.

In the song, he asks, "Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm sixty-four?" And now that he's sixty-four, we conveniently have our answer - a resounding NO! He and his wife, Heather Mills, are history, fo sho.
I stayed out till quarter of three and she locked the door. I knew that would happen when I wrote "When I'm Sixty-Four." - Sir Paul
by Frank Booth March 19, 2007
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The introduction to a morning-after speech dismissing a hoe popularized by Nate Dogg through his lyrics in popular G-Funk songs "XXXplosive" and "Ain't No Fun (If the Homies Can't Have None)"
When I met you last night baby

before you opened up your gap
I had respect for you lady
But now I take it all back

Cause you gave me all your pussy
And ya even licked my balls
Leave your number on the cabinet
And I promise baby, I'll give ya a call

Cuz IIIIIIIII have nevERRRRRRR met a giRLLLLLLLLL
ThaaATTTT I looOVVVED in the whole wide WorLDDD
by Doc Andre December 3, 2009
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