Bum-Wee

A term used to describe a male urinating while standing up but opting to lower both their trousers/shorts and underwear, fully exposing their bum in the process, rather than simply unzipping or lowering the front portion of their clothing for urination convenience.
That man is at least 40, can you believe he's doing a Bum-Wee in public
by Doggly September 02, 2023
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brain wee

A brain wee is when one finds something hilariously bloody funny but one cannot react as one’s spouse or company cannot know!
Ash, one cannot divulge out loud darling! One must keep this text between us- do not react - we must just do our best to keep this quiet and simply have a brain wee- rather than letting out a large, erratic , full hearted laugh with a bit of released wee! 😉
by Ash & kezza August 03, 2019
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Wee yy

A wee yy is a crazy person who is loyal as he'll but crazy and will do you right in. A wee yy lives on white wine
by kennyboy68 June 23, 2019
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wee calf

The punchline of a Scottish joke. Wee calf sounds like week off when they Scottish say it because of the slang they commonly use
Why did the cow go on holiday

-because it had a wee calf
by Bum chum 64 February 07, 2018
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wee wanker

Common non gender specific Northern Irish parlance for a child or youth who is misbehaving.

Can also be used on the vertically challenged.
Look you wee wanker, if you don't buck up your ideas I will be setting the dogs on you...
by Mr John Longcock September 17, 2022
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wee kelzo

Wee Kelzo Is a Fierce Girl Who You Don't Wan't To Mess With, Wee Kelzo Can Also Be Loving And Scary.
Wee Kelzo Is Like a Guard Dog When Watching Loved Ones.
Wow i heard wee kelzo is like a guard dog when she looks after her dog!
by Machails July 01, 2017
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