Turtle Wedding

When two consenting adults share in the loving act of pressing their assholes together, while simultaneously shitting. Usually a competitive endeavor, with the winner being the one to be covered in the least amount of the others shit.

Travis is the ultimate turtle wedding champion. I don’t know if he can be beat.

by Turtle Wedding June 15, 2022

Monkeys wedding

Some wack phrase that South Africans use when its raining but sunny that the same time

Person 1: Yo dude it's a monkeys wedding

Person 2: bru that's so jas

by Nan (sapling) July 3, 2022

Irish wedding ring

A set of brass knuckles.

Todd got beaten up by some thug wearing an Irish wedding ring.

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks June 5, 2023

Red Wedding

It's a term meaning the last days of your Twitter career, when different users band together & share the bad experience they've had of you in the app. Originating from the Game of Thrones series, this meaning of term has comes from South African Twitter(X) users.

“They're hosting a red wedding for him on Twitter.”

“I'm so tired of her, can we have her red wedding soon.”

by superbbroccoli September 19, 2023

water gun wedding

A wedding in haste purely for the virginal or the celibate who desire to fornicate in desperation.

They had a water gun wedding on their second date and divorced on their third.

by unknown anilatak February 5, 2010

The Great Wedding

The wedding betweent Diandra and the Great "Two Bagger"

Guy 1 "The Great Wedding is going to be great"
Guy 2 "yeah."

by Bilal123 December 8, 2010

hot girl wedding

Basically, a wedding party where it’s all girls, and they all wear the sluttiest elegant aesthetic outfits ever.

Yeah, I’m planning on having a hot girl wedding when I get married.

by certified hottie October 9, 2021