TURDle wax

Get a girl naked..preferably one you dislike. Have her lie naked on the bed face down. Tell her you have to use the bathroom. While in the bathroom, shit just far enough out of your ass so the shit hangs a good couple inches. When you come out of the bathroom run and slide across her back like you would across the hood of a car.

I saw this Bitch i hated. So I decided to TURDle wax her!

by allen bak February 22, 2008

Wax Muffin

A muffin made entirely out of wax, and taste like wax as well (unless you heavily flavor it.)

"Hey did u eat that wax muffin?"
"Yeah why?"
"It's only used for display idiot!! Your never supposed to eat it!"
"Umm, so what's gonna happen to me then?"
"I don't Urgel, I really don't know..."

by Waxxy August 15, 2009

disk wax

A group of people you love and couldn’t live without

You guys are really the disk wax.

by Thank you next December 7, 2018

WAX WUNA

An absolute baller, someone who is higher in almost every aspect in life in comparison to LEO, LAV, LYLAN, LON, LAL, LURGANG, LANIEL, LATRICK, LILL, and on and on.

"Hello Mr.President"
"Hello kid"
"I am Wax Wuna"
"Here is 1 billion dollars"

by Wax Wuna May 26, 2021

Wax Worm

When you have excess lube on your wee-wee.

Andy Eichel always has a wax worm when he is done with jill.

by huepert k February 19, 2011

Jewish Wax

When your parnter cums on the hairy area on the body, Puts a sheet of paper on the cum, wait til its dry and tear off paper.

Hey jimmy wanna jewish wax?

Sure mom!

by Olivia Buckham August 22, 2011

wax off

well, you know what it means to put wax on something... so therefore what do u think one is doin when it comes off? It means to jerk off!!!!

"While taking Mr.Miyagi's extensive training to a different level, Doug goes into the bathroom frequently and wax's off!!!!"

by Insane V January 15, 2005