whiner wagon

State of constant complaining, bitching or nagging. Usually accompanied by a negative attitude and a melancholic temperamant.

That bartender is always riding the whiner wagon and never gets off or shuts up.

by messyjessy54 June 30, 2008

dish wagon

a person who fingers some ones butt hole

yo that guy is such a dish wagon

by maniac117 April 25, 2014

liquor wagon

A moped or motor scooter driven by someone who has no other means of transportation because they lost their license for driving drunk and aren't allowed to drive any other motorized vehicle.

Extra sadness points are awarded if the scooter is observed being driven by someone over 40, used to transport alcoholic beverages, or parked in front of a bar or liquor store.

Why is Jimmy riding a scooter? He's 52 years old!
That's his liquor wagon. He got popped for DUI and lost his license for a year.

by doubleblock June 16, 2016

felony wagon

any car or truck (usually from the 80's or 90's)that has a fake tag,no insurance, blacked out windows. and the occupants are wanted,and there is marijuana,cocaine,crack and usually some type of weapons. usually frequent trailer parks and the ghetto. that is a felony wagon.

damn, check out that felony wagon that just pulled in the gas station

by beansandtaters March 1, 2013

glutton wagon

a large SUV or pickup truck that gets poor gas mileage, especially when used as a status symbol

You know, you wouldn't pay so much for gas if you didn't drive that glutton wagon everywhere.

by MicroTD October 17, 2008

tuck wagon

When something doesn't make sense or isn't going right.

"What kinda tuck wagon shit is that."

by LotLizard121 April 22, 2018

dutch wagon

The mobile version of the Dutch oven, usually done by the driver who can lock the windows.

Last night, driving home, I gave my wife the worst Dutch wagon!!

by Grayskull June 29, 2016