Wobble-Cocked

Drunk. Really Really Drunk.

By the time Neil was finished with his drink he was so wobble-cocked that he tried to buy a drink for the cop at the bar. And then he pissed himself.

by johne55 August 5, 2012

Wobble knoble

The Act of sucking a toe while someone has their thumb in your anus

Do you want to wobble knoble?

by PwnurMom May 17, 2016

Wibble wobble KFC

What my religion teacher tells me not to write in my essays!

"whatever you write, don't write wibble wobble KFC"

by McCartneyChalamet February 4, 2024

Wobbles

when you can fight and you prob from la or the bay if you say this

Nick: We could squabble in the alley onna dead homies
Me: You ain got no wobbles fr

by zyyjonies August 22, 2022

Wobbly noodle

Soft penis

He came to my house with his wobbly noodle

by bri3hunna February 8, 2021

Wobble Gobble

Pre-wedding jitters resulting in one last fling with an ex, a piece of eye candy or a total stranger

Amy had had a crush on work colleague Stuart for years. She knew when she married Michael that was it for life. Determined to go out in a blaze of glory Amy dropped to her knees and gave Stuart a Wobble Gobble before the big day.

by Oneandahole December 16, 2021

Science wobbles

When you wobble in science and get a detention

Oi Jaxon and jonre let's have science wobbles

by Wobbleheadscat November 15, 2023