Cool Whooping

A new fad that's catching on by upper middle class white kids who think their the shit by doing something bad. Basically what they do is buy a container of cool whip and shit in it. Then they shake it up and get it all mixed up in there, put on somebodys door step, ring the doorbell, and run. They can't even think of a clever name. They tried combining cool whip and poop.

Kid #1: Lets go cool whooping!

Kid #2: Alright! I really gotta shit too.

by Drag0nSlay3r69 September 15, 2012

Whooping Widow

A ragging whore who fucks guys one after another then moves on to the next. She likes to be fisted and have her ass eaten out then finish it up with being pissed on and sticking her whore finger up a guys ass

Person 1:Did you see Shannon's new guy?

Person 2: She is such a whooping widow

by SilBil89 June 3, 2012

Whoop sharting

When you walk into a public bathroom with your girlfriend and a dude is taking a shit , so your girlfriend says ‘whoop whoop’ cos she just got hired at donut king

Bro I got a stiffy when my mrs and I went whoop sharting

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

whooping couch

A mental condition caused by low self esteem where you’re too depressed or lazy to do anything else.

The guy had such a severe case of whooping couch nobody saw him for weeks.

by CK Medical November 3, 2023

ova whooping

When you just over playing your part, talking to much or just doing too much period

“You ova whooping right now sean”

by Dzfrmwesttown November 13, 2023

Whooped

A term that describes men who were turned into their wife's submissive boy toys.

Guy 1: Isn't that Larry with Susan?
Guy 2: Yeah, I think she whooped him into shape!

by Chuli-P January 13, 2024

Opening a can of whoop ass

When a female puts a full can of beer in her butt

She loves opening a can of whoop ass with my last beer

by Nyrac July 22, 2023