Washington Moonpie

A washington moonpie is when your having sex and you spit dip spit into a girls vagina and then have sex with her right after.

Man you must have just given her a washington moonpie becasuse she smells just like grizzly wintergreen.

by Eskimo Dave March 10, 2010

Washington Weasel

n. Mostly Corporate-Owned Republicans and Tea Party Movement Evangelical-Fundamentalist Fanatics proposing laws which decrease American Freedoms.

The Representative from Wisconsin is another Washington Weasel.

by Jeokar June 8, 2011

wasting the sexy

the act of living with a criminally sexy man but not having sex with him despite ample opportunity.

I cannot believe Libby lives with a man that fine and is continuously wasting the sexy.

by cheryl April 13, 2005

Port Washington

Port Washington is a small town 30 miles north of Milwaukee with close to 11,000 people. Its full of people that think they're more important than they really are, making news on cnn for stupid enough issues as hazing, and a controversial gay survey. Kids are stupid, adults go crazy over everything, but occasionally you'll find someone pretty cool. Downtown has a curse where small businesses shut down every year, and are replaced by another which will just get shut down again. The cops are the biggest assholes you'll find in Wisconsin, and its against the city ordinance for anything to be open 24 hours. Since theres nothing to do after 9:00, kids resort to mischief and drugs. Then the parents bitch about it.

I live in Port Washington, and I really wish there was a 24 hour gas station here.

by frsky March 1, 2008

port washington

port is a town on long island, ny. everyone hates port. they say its a crappy ass town and they all want to get out of it as fast as they can. but they really love it. we all love it. and we know it

person a- PORT WASHINGTON SUCKS I WANNA FUCKING LEAVE
person a- *thinking* awh i love this place and all my friends and going random places and being random and all that random shit

person b- I FUCKING HATE PORT TOO LETS MOVE
person b- *thinking* i remember when *thinks back to good times in PORT*

by washington December 28, 2005

WASHINGTON FORESKINS

Texas slang for the Washington Redskins football team.

The Dallas Cowboys beat the Washington Foreskins 28 to 3 last night.

by Buster Nace September 16, 2008

Washington Hot Pocket

Like an Alabama Hot Pocket, but instead of putting shit into or taking a shit in the girl's vagina, you put an actual Hot Pocket in there.

I burnt my dick while giving some girl a Washington Hot Pocket.

by showmethefever May 24, 2010