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Wartime Brosef

A friend who excels when their bro is in a really big jam. He is the first brosef his friends call when someone dies, with work issues, advice, and with most traumatic events.

He is like a hockey player who does not take the calm regular season seriously, but is the best player during the playoffs and big games.
Vern: FUCK, my business partner is driving me nuts and my wife is pissed I watched the ball game with the guys too. I need to vent to someone NOW.

Brett: Call RJ, he is the BEST Wartime Brosef, White Collar Brosef, and everything in between. I go to him all the time with my big issues. No Briefcase Chuckle needed, you just go right into it. You'll feel like a million bucks after.

Vern: Thanks man, I owe you. Good Wartime Brosefs are rare.
by Mike109999 August 26, 2025
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Watery-Warts

1. Originated in Barcelona, Spain.
2. The pioneer of this 'word' goes by the name of 'The Grotesque' (make of it what you will!)
3. Is the purest sensation on a hot day after walking for extended periods of time.
4. Anthony usually has a big one with him.
5. The girls love it when you offer them some.
6. Can usually be found in most dwellings or more easily on a rainy day.
Mr. X: "Rich, your watery-warts looks nice. Can I have a bit, please?"
Rich: "Sure, here you go".
(Mr. X is silent whilst he swigs from the bottle of watery-warts)...
Mr. X: "Thanks".
Rich: "Your welcome".
by geetyler May 22, 2006
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Gentleman Warts

When you wore a condom and still caught something.
Billy always practiced safe sex but he still got gentleman warts.
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Swan-warts

When I walk by the cemetery high, I get no swan-warts, whats or ever. Its like, I hav balls ov steel... only when I do White Widow though, or wen I take my stoopid meds... *Kix Rox*
by Jujo-Palabritas-Genio August 28, 2016
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Swan-warts

When I walk by the cemetery high, I get no swan-warts, whats or ever. Its like, I hav balls ov steel... only when I do White Widow though, or wen I take my stoopid meds... *Kix Rox*
by Jujo-Palabritas-Genio August 28, 2016
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rag warts

An STD in the Harry Potter Universe that can be contracted from blasting your magic on her snatch with a dirty wand.
Ginny contracted rag warts from her brother Ron Weasley.
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penis warts

"i have penis warts"
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