Definitions by schogirl

mushroom ram 

when you slam your full erection into a girl's upper lip.

Kait has a bruise on her upper lip... it's pretty obvious that brian got her with a mushroom ram.

mushroom ram by schogirl January 17, 2010

Gentleman Warts 

When you wore a condom and still caught something.

Billy always practiced safe sex but he still got gentleman warts.

Gentleman Warts by schogirl January 11, 2010