vobeng

a penis

you are vobeng

by bob nass March 31, 2017

Ishan Voleti

Big gay faggot who wants to be a fucking gay slut when he grows up

Ishan Voleti is a faggot

by Boi911 May 20, 2019

Voldemort

V: When a girl wipes semen off of her face and onto an article of clothing leaving the impression of her face on the article.

Friend 1: Hey man whatever happened to your M*A*S*H* Apron?
Friend 2: Oh, i busted a nut on your moms face and then she totally voldemorted it. Naturally, i had it framed for my private collection.

by Ricky Lahey July 16, 2011

Beach Volleyball

The easy version of real volleyball, and a chance for male douchebags who can not play any other sport to pretend they are really cool because they can spike it. But they cannot do anything else.

Boy: Did you see me spike that thing during the beach volleyball game?
Girl: Wow, do you know how to pass or set?
Boy: no...
Girl: Thats what i thought. f off, douche.

by omgomgiamsoborecd February 27, 2011

Vilbert

The Dilbertization of product development, whereby decisions are driven on whether Validation and Verification is required as a consequence to the decision.

Vilbert decides to continue to use a buggy or inadequate version of a softrware product ( driver, database, add on) becasue doing so would require that a system validation and verification step be taken.

Vilbert eliminates usability features form a product because of the cost and time to market implications of Validation and Verification.

by Zeke the Cabin Freak March 2, 2009

Voldewhore

A particular brand of slut, that also practices the dark arts. Can apply to both males and females.

Bro 1: I walk in on Beth screwing Johnny while sacrificing his soul.
Bro 2: Wow, what a Voldewhore.

by AssChu July 9, 2015

Voldemort/Fuckboy/Brandon

is an absolute dick head who can suck an elephants cock and die from its load he can die in a well

Voldemort/fuckboy/Brandon YOU DICK

by Jesus:]:] February 5, 2020