Van Gogh

Van Gogh; noun. Referring to the grand master himself, the phrase Van Gogh is used to describe a female of outstanding natural beauty, otherwise referred to as a 'Fitty'. No further clarification is needed.

See also Monet and Picasso

'Check out than Van Gogh over there'
'I pulled a Van Gogh last night'

e.g. Kate Beckinsale, Jennifer Love-Hewit, Melissa Theuriau
by Fresher November 25, 2005
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Rapist Van

A large van that rapists use to get themselves around. With no windows and a large back area, GMC and VW busses are perfect for a little one on one.
1) Last night Julie almost got pulled into a rapist van by a creepy rapist with a mullet and a giddy smile.

2) HOLY SHIT look at that speeding rapist van!
by miss.stephanie April 21, 2006
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Van Dijk

A brick wall that no one can pass.

Donald Trump would be happy with his services.
Donald- I'm gonna build a van dijk
by Cancer on a stick January 20, 2020
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Van Halen

The best mother fucking band to ever step foot on this planet!. They were the best band until a faggot by the name of Sammy Haggar joined. Van Halen went from awesome kick ass rock to shitty ass fuck pop music
"Hey, whats your favourite Van Halen Song?"

"Mines Right Now"

"are you serious, you like that pussy Sammy Haggar?"

"uhh wasnt he the only singer?"

"No you fucktard, David Lee Roth was in it before that pussy was, go listen to old VH albums like VH, VH2, Women and Children First, Diver Down, 1984 and you will see why Haggar is a pussy and why all the other vh albums suck!"

*comes back later*

"Hey dude. i fucking creamed my jeans when i heard Eruption and Runnin with the devil"

"see i told you, but that was too much information"
by Jon Broadway December 21, 2006
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van halen

A hair rock band from California that could crank out a sound that would turn goat piss into gasoline from 1978 to 1985. During 1985, David Lee Roth, the lead singer, left the group on unhappy terms. His replacement, Sammy Hagar, made something as potent as Van Halen and pussified it so much that it wasn't even recognizable once the change took place.
Listen to "Hot For Teacher" from the "1984" album, then listen to "Why Can't This Be Love" from the "5150" album. "5150" is the rock equivelant of getting your girlfriend pregnant!
by Mikey July 31, 2005
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chimo van

A window-less van in which child molestation takes place. (usually white)
Dude, Corey totally drives a chimo van... and molests little helpless children (usually asian or disabled).
by JohnnyEf April 06, 2005
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Panel Van

(Australia) A type of vehicle largely unique to Australasia, based upon a coupé utility with its design derived from that of the car company's (generally) large passenger car. Originally from the mid-1950s and used for commercial and goods transport use, they eventually became popular by young men (especially surfie culture) in the mid-late 1970s) as both a camper vehicle or a mobile boudoir. Built by GM Holden (Kingswood, Sandman), Ford Australia(Falcon, Sundowner) and Chrysler Australia (Valiant, Drifter), the recreational variants being the latter name in the brackets.
"Hey, check out Bob's rusted-out Falcon panel van."
"Well, somehow it's still chuggin' along 30 years later"!
by Bag O'Turnips April 08, 2008
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