Wet Vacuum

A blow job so sloppy and intense that it leaves you a quivering mess, and just when you think it’s over, she keeps sucking until she’s drained your soul out of your dick and cleaned up every last drop.

After that wet vacuum, I’m convinced she could clean up a flood and still leave me wondering where my will to live went!

by CristinBurnsInHell September 29, 2024

Phoenix vacuum

The act of going down on on a mans testicals, witch are coverd in shit and sucking the shit so hard that it comes out the other persons ass.

He just got Phoenix vacuum'ed

by MightyLump September 15, 2010

i own a vacuum

means "i wanna fuck u"...when said silently from a distance looks like u are saying i wanna fuck you

I own a vacuum.

by mista>dave July 31, 2017

Joy Vacuum

A person who sucks any joy out of anything and anyone if joy is present, aka my mother.

Jane brought the whole room's mood down, being the joy vacuum that she is.

by JamesMinecraft April 13, 2021

Dry Vacuum 3000

When someone is sucking the dick and suck like Za vacuum

That bitch gave me that dry vacuum 3000

by 10/10 pen February 23, 2020

Astro vacuum

In space, a creampie would technically not drip out like on earth. The partner would have to suck the nut out of her vagina, hence the astro vacuum.

Yeah man no gravity so I had to astro vacuum her, shit was whack.

by Teachmehowtodougie December 30, 2018

Dong-vacuum

A prostitute, most likely one who specializes in fellatio.

This bitch is such a dong-vacuum.

by jerefro June 9, 2015